Wednesday Funnies....

On the way to school...

Radio:  SE College is only 1 hour away from DisneyWorld!!

Monster:  I wanna go! I wanna GO!!

Buggy: Meee Toooooo!

Monster:  We can't it costs money and we don't have alot right now.

Buggy:  Awwwww

Monster:  I know!  Mr. Crabs can pay for it!!

Buggy: Who?

Monster:  From SpongeBob?!?!?

Buggy:  And? (yes my creative child is struggling with the conversation)

Monster:  He's got a million dollars!!

Me:  You mean clams.

Monster:  Nu-uh.. They changed it to money.

Buggy:  Nu-uh... Mommy knows EVERYTHING! (maybe she isn't struggling as much as I thought!)

Today at school:

Student has a photo album on her desk.  I pick it up and look at the baby pictures inside...

Me:  Are you being dedicated or baptized?

Her:  I don't know it was something at church.

Me:  Ummm.. okay?

Her:  Wait, I got dipped in the water when I was 11.  That must've been my dedication.