Funnies by Monster!

Monster---Is she an athlete?

US--She's an olympic gold medalist.

I often think that if I ramble on to nothing I might... might... come up with something intelligent, witty, and/or just plain funny.

The problem is.. at this very moment.. I'm so stink'n brain dead... I can't find words to even ramble.

We're talking the point in which a double shot of espresso wouldn't even touch the low levels of energy that are oozing out of me at the rate of turtle speed.

So.  Yes.  I'm alive.  

I promise, soon.. when the words are there... I'll post.

TTFN.